montreal canadiens ; vancouver canucks ; timezones ruin my life, canada is too far away, life goals: to go to canada and eat poutine.


molegan:

STEAL THEIR LOOK: the habs
toilet seat - $10

molegan:

STEAL THEIR LOOK: the habs

toilet seat - $10

pensfan4lfe:

Neal already with an ‘A’.
Please Penguins give Suttsy an ‘A’!

pensfan4lfe:

Neal already with an ‘A’.

Please Penguins give Suttsy an ‘A’!

710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

vvant:

futuremrslizcrosby8714:

vvant:

DO U EVER WANT A SPECIFIC PERSON TO JUST WAKE UP NAKED IN BED WITH U OUT OF NOWHERE

Sidney
Beau
Patrick
Johnny
Jeff
Zac
Jordan
Eric
Drayson
GALLY
Landy
Jared
Shall I continue????

no bc i dont know any of those ppl

toewscrosby:

toewscrosby:

september 30, 11:59 pm EST: a lone hockey fan still stands. if one is silent one might hear them whisper “is it october yet?”

october 1, 12:00 am EST: “is it oct-” IT IS OCTOBER. ENOUGH. MAKE YOUR DATE INQUIRIES MORE SPECIFIC

jbenns:

Feb 2013 - Jaromir Jagr discovers that Jamie and Jordie Benn are actually brothers. (x)

Bonus Jamie reaction:

  1. british: american people are so annoying
  2. chinese: american people are so annoying
  3. mexicans: american people are so annoying
  4. french: american people are so annoying
  5. americans: we are so annoying
  6. canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
  7. australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA
Anonymous said:
Can we discuss Ben Smith? I saw him on Michigan Ave and well I was in awe of his smile.

subtlelikeseabrook:

YES LET’S DISCUSS HIM

He’s been an adorable little fuck since he was a child

ALL HE DOES IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT (lol this one’s for you, raidillons)

look at his precious little faaaaace

LOOK AT IT

I SAID LOOK AT IT

Everyone loves his face

Even dogs love his face

So you should love his face too ok

But of course we can’t discuss Ben Smith without discussing

HIS ARMS

They are a national treasure

Of course they look best when lifting a shiny silver thing

Or, you know, without a shirt on at all

God bless us everyone

His butt is tragically underrated too

dat ass doe

He can sing too kinda sorta

He owns his own Captain America costume

And okay he’s pretty good at that hockey thing

SO YES EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE HIM THE END

joombenn:

@ dallas stars how do u have time to make shit like this but don’t have time to make a jordie benn shirsey 

image

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

soupery:

these puppies believe in you, and you should too

kucherovs:

@ new blogs, it gets worse when the season starts

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

AT